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2007-09-14 - Stewiedoodle
2007-07-03 - Stewart is teh awesome 1!!!
2007-06-05 - fairb
2007-06-05 - fairb
2007-05-29 - Bye, puppy.
2007-05-07 - Pedestrian Entry
2007-05-07 - Pedestrian Entry
2007-04-29 - That looks just like you!
2007-04-14 - so sleepy
2007-04-12 - pot-o-weet
2007-04-06 - blind-o no more
2007-03-24 - give me my money
2007-03-18 - Taters!
2007-03-10 - Yay
2007-03-08 - The boy i like is far away
2007-03-04 - I am not Bert.
2007-03-01 - The Secret: It's a Pantsload!
2007-01-27 - Let's Get Pissed!
2007-01-15 - smart time
2006-12-13 - nip it
2006-12-11 - Whoa
2006-12-01 - THUNDERSNOW!�
2006-12-01 - Fuck off wisconsin.
2006-11-27 - dunder mifflin, this is pam.
2006-11-15 - Neat. O.
2006-11-09 - Yeeeeargh!
2006-11-01 - please gramma, don't hurt 'em
2006-10-26 - stupid timing
2006-10-26 - mmmm
2006-10-22 - yay for monkeys
2006-10-14 - Bustin' makes you feel good.
2006-10-08 - no. nonononononononono! not yet.
2006-10-08 - yeah
2006-10-07 - you are dead to me. not that you'd notice.
2006-09-26 - yeah. I said it
2006-09-20 - that's it
2006-09-19 - .
2006-09-17 - Boo
2006-09-03 - .
2006-09-02 - I do hate you after all
2006-08-21 - Lucky!
2006-08-04 - .
2006-07-29 - denang me
2006-07-27 - money pit
2006-07-25 - I quit
2006-07-19 - couch island, invaded
2006-07-09 - pot-o-weet
2006-07-08 - it fits all your stuff in it!
2006-07-02 - culotte city
2006-07-02 - meh
2006-06-29 - Do it
2006-06-26 - Some civil servants are just like my loved ones
2006-06-26 - fun
2006-06-18 - Oedipus
2006-06-12 - evil twin
2006-06-12 - nevermind
2006-06-05 - .
2006-06-04 - pump it
2006-06-02 - bleh
2006-05-30 - A great place on a great lake!
2006-05-26 - Boner
2006-05-21 - ow
2006-05-20 - worms
2006-05-13 - boring
2006-05-09 - It's raining stupid!
2006-05-08 - short descriptions are so 1999
2006-05-08 - sort descriptions are so 1999
2006-05-06 - King Bee
2006-05-03 - Whoa
2006-04-30 - Selfish egotistical fucktard
2006-04-27 - Har
2006-04-20 - A New Eddy of Feminism
2006-04-08 - bravo street
2006-04-08 - satsifaction--it's ok I guess
2006-04-06 - Yay.
2006-03-16 - FUUUUUUUCK YEAH!
2006-03-12 - Censureship
2006-03-07 - Lesbianics!
2006-02-27 - No, no. Yes, yes.
2006-02-24 - Assholes need to be banned from my office on Fridays.
2006-02-22 - cock--(yeah, so what?)
2006-02-20 - I Work in a Flour Mill There.
2006-02-13 - He did.
2006-01-30 - Miscellany!
2006-01-24 - Hobo Revolution be damned!
2006-01-23 - Jan
2006-01-12 - July in Christmas!!!
2006-01-07 - Puketastic
2005-12-27 - Meeester Cleeeeen is Darksided!!1!1!!
2005-12-12 - seriously though, legwarmers are your friend
2005-12-10 - .
2005-12-06 - Frosty
2005-11-27 - goatboy
2005-11-26 - meow
2005-11-20 - .
2005-11-17 - Go listen to that monks song. Yeah, that one. Asshole.
2005-11-15 - Star Crossed Buns
2005-11-08 - Goddamn Pirates
2005-11-05 - really
2005-10-31 - the day of a billion smoke breaks
2005-10-24 - nothing
2005-10-22 - it's alright
2005-09-27 - -
2005-09-20 - Uniquely American
2005-09-02 - FUGWB
2005-08-30 - How High's the Water, Asshole?
2005-08-25 - Go Go
2005-08-01 - festivus
2005-07-19 - Well Goddamn! We got us a SCROTUS!
2005-07-18 - ouch
2005-06-29 - America's Love Affair with Boating
2005-06-24 - How about a salty dog?
2005-06-01 - ooo, sexy mystery
2005-05-29 - -
2005-05-24 - fuckwaukee
2005-05-14 - Anatomy
2005-05-09 - Newsies
2005-05-06 - Back by popular demand, for your entertainment, it's...spiritual enlightenment
2005-05-05 - The Parent Trap
2005-04-30 - Bridal Veil
2005-04-14 - Phoning it in
2005-04-11 - I'm beat
2005-04-06 - ugh
2005-03-29 - Jesus
2005-03-28 - rust belt dreams
2005-03-12 - Breaking News: Freaking Out
2005-03-01 - Booger
2005-02-12 - Yeeeagh
2005-02-11 - -
2005-02-10 - Sexploitation, much?
2005-02-03 - USA USA USA
2005-02-01 - Holey God
2005-01-27 - unbefuckinglievable
2005-01-12 - Jesus Christ Schitzo-Star
2004-12-20 - Complex Shrubbery
2004-12-17 - -
2004-12-15 - -
2004-12-11 - Bowling
2004-12-08 - Is it 1959 in here, or is it just me?
2004-12-06 - Allergies
2004-12-03 - Welcome to the Dollhouse
2004-12-01 - Roger
2004-11-30 - Dear Jesus, please bring me a 10 speed for Chrismas
2004-11-24 - Votes Shmotes
2004-11-19 - Compassionate Conservatism Right There on My TV
2004-11-17 - Letter
2004-11-16 - The Fourth Estate Needs a Paint Job
2004-11-15 - Tinkerbell
2004-11-10 - Let the eagle soar
2004-11-06 - Pricks
2004-11-04 - We have got to get it together now
2004-11-03 - The Mandate: We Want 4 More Years of Hell
2004-11-03 - fuck jesus
2004-11-02 - regime change begins today
2004-11-01 - yay
2004-10-30 - Who Would Jesus Bitchslap?
2004-10-29 - The Hunt for October's Surprise
2004-10-26 - Is it just me?
2004-10-24 - Fat-tastic
2004-10-24 - Blue America
2004-10-22 - -
2004-10-21 - Living--Special Penal Edition
2004-10-19 - -
2004-10-15 - Hail the Size of Canned Ham
2004-10-14 - Master Debaters
2004-10-09 - God Comes First
2004-10-06 - pussycookies
2004-10-05 - This Week In God
2004-10-03 - It's like the equator in here
2004-10-01 - Russtastic
2004-09-30 - Landslide
2004-09-29 - I want to claw my eyes out
2004-09-27 - John Kerry Will Give Me A Root Canal
2004-09-23 - Fucking Idiots
2004-09-21 - Cross Pollenation
2004-09-16 - We could have had hovercars
2004-09-10 - Damn Kids
2004-09-03 - Bush Balls
2004-09-03 - Bush Balls
2004-08-30 - These people are retarded
2004-08-29 - hoverbikes
2004-08-25 - Poem
2004-08-12 - Allen Keyes be crazy
2004-08-09 - Jesus Christ Almighty
2004-08-06 - meh
2004-08-03 - Can I get a witness
2004-07-30 - You heard it here first
2004-07-27 - yeah
2004-07-20 - Nice, Nice Very Nice
2004-07-08 - so tired
2004-07-07 - working stiff
2004-06-30 - Scooby I Do
2004-06-26 - Bushwhacked again for the first time
2004-06-26 - -
2004-06-15 - ......
2004-05-26 - Neigh
2004-05-19 - food
2004-05-13 - sad
2004-04-22 - I am so smart
2004-04-15 - trumped
2004-04-11 - yay?
2004-04-09 - Jesus fucking christ
2004-04-08 - I could neve be bulimic
2004-03-29 - sorry to play god, god.
2004-03-31 - I'm employable
2004-03-21 - Our Senator Rules
2004-03-20 - boring stuff
2004-03-11 - I talk to things that aren't real
2004-03-05 - Legwarmers
2004-03-03 - Mondo Johno
2004-02-25 - yay for smart people
2004-02-23 - stupid old ladies....grrr!
2004-02-16 - Davenport Screw Machine
2004-02-14 - hearts are just upsidedown boobs
2004-02-09 - Well, We got us a veteran, anyhow
2004-02-04 - Nerdicus Maximus
2004-02-04 - Gays are Gay-rate
2004-02-01 - iSmack
2004-01-30 - Oh for a witches teat with which to warm myself
2004-01-24 - The Office
2004-01-23 - Maybe they should call it a Buh Gina
2004-01-19 - Fuckin Hayseeds Man
2004-01-16 - A Nun, A High School Girl, and a Guy in a Wheelchair Walk Into A Bar......
2004-01-10 - The Funny
2004-01-09 - Stupid Churchins
2004-01-04 - My Time Is Now
2003-12-31 - New Year Junk
2003-12-23 - Johnny Gets Pretty
2003-12-21 - Stupid Lazy Me
2003-12-19 - Teen Wolf, I Think I Love You
2003-12-15 - silly history
2003-12-12 - One down, one to go
2003-12-10 - Watching the TV
2003-12-01 - I'm all Darrin Stevens and shit
2003-12-01 - My Self Esteem is just charging right up
2003-11-27 - Thanks for everything, Jesus
2003-11-26 - D-D-D-D-D-Dushku
2003-11-24 - If I Had A Hammer
2003-11-18 - Gays are Great
2003-11-17 - Can you fire yourself?
2003-11-15 - damn it
2003-11-13 - Grown up jobs
2003-11-12 - My Door Sounds Like a Bee With a Chainsaw
2003-11-05 - Bias some oil, will ya dad?
2003-11-02 - This could be bad
2003-11-01 - I'm Screwed
2003-10-31 - ENNNNNNNNNNNNN bc
2003-10-31 - I've retarded myself
2003-10-27 - To Sad to be Original
2003-10-24 - march already
2003-10-23 - Somewhere....beyond the drunk,, , , , ,
2003-10-19 - Don't Bring Pens or Pencils In
2003-10-16 - return of the manatee
2003-10-15 - MST3K Ripoff
2003-10-14 - All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
2003-10-12 - Lost and Found
2003-10-11 - Who Knew?
2003-10-11 - Remember that one thing? No.
2003-10-09 - Rock and roll dreams
2003-10-09 - Take me to a gay bar
2003-10-08 - Nice Knowin' Ya
2003-10-07 - Viva Las Vegas
2003-10-05 - lil-e-n
2003-10-04 - tv
2003-09-30 - September can cram it
2003-09-29 - Friendster
2003-09-26 - Trendsetter 2
2003-09-24 - Fun for You
2003-09-19 - Genius and Loathing
2003-09-16 - Trendsetter
2003-09-10 - Q: How did you die? A: On stage, like you.
2003-09-08 - Thank Jesus
2003-09-06 - Wishes and Hopes
2003-09-05 - Stupid TV
2003-09-04 - The Story of My Life
2003-08-29 - Give 'Er
2003-08-25 - A rich and varied day
2003-08-19 - They Should call this place Wackyville---cuz its Wacky!
2003-08-15 - Fuckin Fucks
2003-08-04 - Fuckin hell
2003-08-02 - Regression
2003-07-29 - I'm Literary
2003-07-22 - My belt is bigger than yours
2003-07-20 - A fascinating expose
2003-07-16 - Hey, you want a piece of me(at)?
2003-07-14 - Portland Part I
2003-07-07 - Kurt Loder Wants to Talk To You
2003-07-07 - The League of Extraordinary Crap
2003-07-03 - America's Team
2003-06-29 - Drunk Chicks
2003-06-27 - Strong Come On
2003-06-26 - Strange Day
2003-06-26 - The Decline of the Empire, part 1
2003-06-26 - Ice Cream Melodies
2003-06-25 - Winner (?)
2003-06-24 - We Want No Part of Your Happy
2003-06-20 - All Aboard For A Fun Time
2003-06-15 - Working Girl
2003-06-14 - it's always something.
2003-06-11 - Cold June
2003-06-07 - I've seen the light
2003-06-06 - What Would Jesus Do?
2003-05-31 - picture time
2003-05-28 - I Wish I had a Job, or School was Going on.
2003-05-16 - yay for me
2003-05-14 - More Proof that I'm an Insane Super-Genius
2003-05-07 - It's raining and my socks are filled with blood
2003-05-06 - A short rant about my little buddies
2003-04-30 - For the Kevbot
2003-04-28 - The Smartest
2003-04-24 - What the hell happened?
2003-04-16 - Hypnotize Me with your Inane Banter, Katie Couric
2003-04-04 - Tom Waits is Sexy
2003-04-03 - Cheap shots
2003-03-31 - I Am Fuck
2003-03-30 - Why we rule
2003-03-30 - I'm So Poor
2003-03-27 - whoa
2003-03-27 - Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
2003-03-27 - I saw boobies last night...jealous?
2003-03-27 - I broke some balls
2003-03-23 - Hollywoood Assholes
2003-03-23 - I'm in love.
2003-03-22 - I just woke up.
2003-03-20 - Sexy Fightin' Words
2003-03-20 - Between Iraq and a Hard Place
2003-03-14 - Claire's wish is my command
2003-01-10 - The Truth Comes Out
2003-01-05 - I demand you do the thing
2003-01-05 - So This Was Christmas
2003-01-05 - I was on vacation, see
2002-12-22 - Famous Peacocks
2002-12-11 - another day older and deeper in debt
2002-12-10 - Fun With Lying
2002-12-04 - Christmas Snapshots #1
2002-12-02 - You Can Cream On Me
2002-11-25 - S.R.V. R.I.P.
2002-11-23 - School for Cool kids.
2002-11-21 - I'm a Living Joke
2002-11-21 - The nicest customer
2002-11-20 - fuck work
2002-11-11 - Welcome to the Working Week
2002-11-09 - What have we learned?
2002-11-07 - Count Chocula. . . now THAT's a mascot!
2002-10-29 - The Second Offense
2002-10-27 - Yuk it up, ya bastards
2002-10-26 - The Lamest Man Alive Lives In My Home Town
2002-10-24 - This One's for the Ladies
2002-10-17 - disclaimer
2002-10-10 - My Maxi Pad's All Bunchy
2002-10-04 - I can see your Barenaked Ladies poster, jackass
2002-10-01 - Advice for teens and other stunted adults
2002-09-30 - fuckin catch-22's
2002-09-21 - lucky number seven.....for the devil!
2002-09-18 - They Done Blew It Up
2002-09-16 - I Can't Help The Way I Look--It's Genetics, Damn It!
2002-09-12 - The War Is Over....Buy A Car!!!!
2002-09-04 - Hell on a Voluntary Basis
2002-08-27 - pissed off again for the first time
2002-08-27 - they can't all be gems
2002-08-25 - want ice cream. too tired to eat it.
2002-08-24 - Crazy Idea Lotto
2002-08-23 - jack daniels part one
2002-08-22 - Nothing's simple
2002-08-07 - Get Me Out of this Hellhole!
2002-07-31 - White Trash Au Revoir or What the fuck, it's only a buck
2002-07-29 - -
2002-07-29 - Prove It .....The first offense

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